I dote on his very absence.
William Shakespeare
I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday.
Abraham Lincoln
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Groucho Marx
Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
Albert Einstein
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
George Carlin
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Albert Einstein
Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.
Albert Einstein
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Groucho Marx
People love chopping wood. In this activity one immediately sees results.
Albert Einstein
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin
‘Tis best to weigh the enemy more mighty than he seems.
William Shakespeare
I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the end… I have lost every other friend on earth, I shall at least have one friend left, and that friend shall be down inside of me.
Abraham Lincoln
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Groucho Marx
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Albert Einstein
Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
Mark Twain
