“I dote on his very absence.”
—William Shakespeare
February 2011
7 posts
“I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday.”
—Abraham Lincoln
“I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.”
—Groucho Marx
“Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.”
—Albert Einstein
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”
—George Carlin
“Imagination is more important than knowledge.”
—Albert Einstein
“Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.”
—Albert Einstein
January 2011
9 posts
“Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.”
—Groucho Marx
“People love chopping wood. In this activity one immediately sees results.”
—Albert Einstein
“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”
—George Carlin
“‘Tis best to weigh the enemy more mighty than he seems.”
—William Shakespeare
“I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the end… I have lost every other friend on earth, I shall at least have one friend left, and that friend shall be down inside of me.”
—Abraham Lincoln
“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”
—Groucho Marx
“The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.”
—Albert Einstein
“Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.”
—Mark Twain
“One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.”
—George Carlin
December 2010
19 posts
“Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.”
—Albert Einstein
“When in doubt tell the truth.”
—Mark Twain
“No man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent.”
—Abraham Lincoln
“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.”
—George Carlin
